Erma Bombeck is a legend and great philosopher. She catches you off guard with her humor. Now don't laugh!
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
What is your favorite quote of Erma's?
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